Friends In Low Places
Blame it all on my roots??â?¹??Â
I showed up in boots??â?¹??Â
And ruined your black tie affair??â?¹??Â
The last one to know??â?¹??Â
The last one to show??â?¹??Â
I was the last one??â?¹??Â
You thought you'd see there??â?¹??Â
And I saw the surprise??â?¹??Â
And the fear in his eyes??â?¹??Â
When I took his glass of champagne??â?¹??Â
And I toasted you??â?¹??Â
Said, honey, we may be through??â?¹??Â
But you'll never hear me complain??â?¹??Â
'Cause I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Where the whiskey drowns??â?¹??Â
And the beer chases my blues away??â?¹??Â
And I'll be okay??â?¹??Â
I'm not big on social graces??â?¹??Â
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis??â?¹??Â
Oh, I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Well, I guess I was wrong??â?¹??Â
I just don't belong??â?¹??Â
But then, I've been there before??â?¹??Â
Everything's all right??â?¹??Â
I'll just say goodnight??â?¹??Â
And I'll show myself to the door??â?¹??Â
Hey, I didn't mean??â?¹??Â
To cause a big scene??â?¹??Â
Just give me an hour and then??â?¹??Â
Well, I'll be as high??â?¹??Â
As that ivory tower??â?¹??Â
That you're livin' in??â?¹??Â
'Cause I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Where the whiskey drowns??â?¹??Â
And the beer chases my blues away??â?¹??Â
And I'll be okay??â?¹??Â
I'm not big on social graces??â?¹??Â
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis??â?¹??Â
Oh, I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
3rd Verse:??â?¹??Â
I guess I was wrong??â?¹??Â
I just don't belong??â?¹??Â
But then, I've been there before??â?¹??Â
And everything is alright??â?¹??Â
I'll just say goodnight??â?¹??Â
And I'll show myself to the door??â?¹??Â
I didn't mean to cause a big scene??â?¹??Â
Just wait 'til I finish this glass??â?¹??Â
Then sweet little lady??â?¹??Â
I'll head back to the bar??â?¹??Â
And you can kiss my ass
I showed up in boots??â?¹??Â
And ruined your black tie affair??â?¹??Â
The last one to know??â?¹??Â
The last one to show??â?¹??Â
I was the last one??â?¹??Â
You thought you'd see there??â?¹??Â
And I saw the surprise??â?¹??Â
And the fear in his eyes??â?¹??Â
When I took his glass of champagne??â?¹??Â
And I toasted you??â?¹??Â
Said, honey, we may be through??â?¹??Â
But you'll never hear me complain??â?¹??Â
'Cause I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Where the whiskey drowns??â?¹??Â
And the beer chases my blues away??â?¹??Â
And I'll be okay??â?¹??Â
I'm not big on social graces??â?¹??Â
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis??â?¹??Â
Oh, I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Well, I guess I was wrong??â?¹??Â
I just don't belong??â?¹??Â
But then, I've been there before??â?¹??Â
Everything's all right??â?¹??Â
I'll just say goodnight??â?¹??Â
And I'll show myself to the door??â?¹??Â
Hey, I didn't mean??â?¹??Â
To cause a big scene??â?¹??Â
Just give me an hour and then??â?¹??Â
Well, I'll be as high??â?¹??Â
As that ivory tower??â?¹??Â
That you're livin' in??â?¹??Â
'Cause I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
Where the whiskey drowns??â?¹??Â
And the beer chases my blues away??â?¹??Â
And I'll be okay??â?¹??Â
I'm not big on social graces??â?¹??Â
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis??â?¹??Â
Oh, I've got friends in low places??â?¹??Â
3rd Verse:??â?¹??Â
I guess I was wrong??â?¹??Â
I just don't belong??â?¹??Â
But then, I've been there before??â?¹??Â
And everything is alright??â?¹??Â
I'll just say goodnight??â?¹??Â
And I'll show myself to the door??â?¹??Â
I didn't mean to cause a big scene??â?¹??Â
Just wait 'til I finish this glass??â?¹??Â
Then sweet little lady??â?¹??Â
I'll head back to the bar??â?¹??Â
And you can kiss my ass