(not Frank's version, this is the traditional)
On the (first) day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve lords leaping, Eleven ladies dancing, Ten pipers piping
Nine drummers drumming, Eight maids milking, Seven swans swimming
Six geese laying, Five gold rings
Four calling birds, Three french hens, Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree

(this is Frank's version)
On the (first) day of Christmas, we gave our loving dad (my children gave to me)
Twelve dozen kisses, Eleven jars of jelly, Ten silken hankies,
Nine games of scrabble, Eight pairs of cufflinks, Seven books of fiction,
Six golden lighters, Five ivory combs,
Four mission lights, Three golf clubs, Two silken scarfs,
And a most lovely lavender tie.

For So Long Midnight Sun Remember His Name Sunshine Breath Of Water A Treatise on Cosmic Fire Do You Love Me? (Feat Ll J Cool) Woody Clay Feet End Of The Show Apolokia Ii: Aikolopa 666 Blatant Doom Never Just For A Ring Time Wreckin' Crew Bronx Tale Meditteranean Lady Footsteps H. Alone And Your Dream Comes True Who's Your Baby Bastard Son One To Another

If I Get Locked Up Tonight Early In The Morning Tasteful Agony Derelict Time Taker Jinx??�??  The Rat Who Would Be King Boatman One Time's Got No Case Shakalu Everything Is Beautiful Try Again We Are Animal Song Eveything Dies El Mas Feliz Del Mundo Hello Remix Because Of You Drive All Day Courage Mother of All Gods, Mother of Mine Vara V??????¤Nner After The Goldrush The Summer Wind (With Ian McCulloch)