It's Christmas in Ignace
Mommy's got a rock
She'll give it to Daddy
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)
It's Christmas in Ignace
Daddy's got a rock
He'll give it to Mommy
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)

Oh, it's a jolly time (here in Ignace)
As we decorate the Christmas Rock
It's a happy time
And if the children are good they'll get toys to play with
Like rocks

It's Christmas in Ignace
Bob's got a rock
But he's gonna keep it
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)
It's Christmas in Ignace
Jill's got a rock
She gives it to Bob
Now he's got two
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)

Oh, it's a jolly time
As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5
It's a happy time
Except for Malcolm
His tongue is stuck to the sign that says,
"Welcome to Ignace"

It's Christmas in Ignace
And all through the houses
Not a creature is stirring
Except for the rats
That live here in Ignace
Under the rocks
That are played with by children
And thrown at Malcolm
Who's stuck to the sign that says
"Welcome to Ignace"
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)
Oh, yeah!

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