Don't Hang Up
Hello there
How have you been
I've called a million times
But to me you're never in??â?¹??Â
I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you??â?¹??Â
I'm doing really well
I'm as happy as a lark
I got a new apartment
It's as safe as Central Park
And if they ever mug me??â?¹??Â
When I'm walking in the dark
Will you know??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up??â?¹??Â
Rolled up in my camera
With the big cheese up above
I stumbled from my stag night
To a never ending limousine??â?¹??Â
The band went la di da di da
And I got loady do di dodied
Lousy violins began to play
I went no no no
And as the vol-au-vents exploded
I was walking down the aisle the other way??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say, Oooh
Nobody's safe in our house??â?¹??Â
Leave me alone
But a but a please
Leave me alone
Just a mo, a minute
I'm so alone??â?¹??Â
We had
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
All mass-debating my woman??â?¹??Â
We got a
Bum Guatemala pensione
Crumbling about our ears, Ole
Even the trash man he say??â?¹??Â
You got a dustbin romance
It's going down the drain??â?¹??Â
You got a low impedence
She's got a rocky terrain??â?¹??Â
Oo, you got a lot to learn
Oo, you got a lot to learn
You got a lot to learn about women
A lot to learn about women women
What's to learn about women
We've both got a lot to learn??â?¹??Â
Surprise surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
Have we won the no Nobel Prize
Has the colour run out of our dies??â?¹??Â
Surprise surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes??â?¹??Â
When the barman said "What're you drinking?"
I said marriage on the rocks??â?¹??Â
I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say ....
How have you been
I've called a million times
But to me you're never in??â?¹??Â
I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you??â?¹??Â
I'm doing really well
I'm as happy as a lark
I got a new apartment
It's as safe as Central Park
And if they ever mug me??â?¹??Â
When I'm walking in the dark
Will you know??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up??â?¹??Â
Rolled up in my camera
With the big cheese up above
I stumbled from my stag night
To a never ending limousine??â?¹??Â
The band went la di da di da
And I got loady do di dodied
Lousy violins began to play
I went no no no
And as the vol-au-vents exploded
I was walking down the aisle the other way??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say, Oooh
Nobody's safe in our house??â?¹??Â
Leave me alone
But a but a please
Leave me alone
Just a mo, a minute
I'm so alone??â?¹??Â
We had
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
All mass-debating my woman??â?¹??Â
We got a
Bum Guatemala pensione
Crumbling about our ears, Ole
Even the trash man he say??â?¹??Â
You got a dustbin romance
It's going down the drain??â?¹??Â
You got a low impedence
She's got a rocky terrain??â?¹??Â
Oo, you got a lot to learn
Oo, you got a lot to learn
You got a lot to learn about women
A lot to learn about women women
What's to learn about women
We've both got a lot to learn??â?¹??Â
Surprise surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
Have we won the no Nobel Prize
Has the colour run out of our dies??â?¹??Â
Surprise surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes??â?¹??Â
When the barman said "What're you drinking?"
I said marriage on the rocks??â?¹??Â
I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you??â?¹??Â
Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say ....