It's one thing to know it but another to admit
We're the worst band in the world
But we don't give a....

If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
So tune up, tune up

Well we've never done a days work in our life
And our records sell in zillions
It irrigates my heart with greed
To know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody's that takes time -
But we're working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies -
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
All because of circumstances way beyond control
We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh

Here I am a record on a jukebox
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh
Play me
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold

Here we are together on your hi fi
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me.....

Evidence Johnnie's In The Bathroom Bus To Birmingham Girl You Know It's True Two Princes (Just Go Ahead Now) Original You Cant Walk in Your Sleep Sister Shadow Uncle John's Band Torn Bring Out The Magic Antwerp's Placebo (The Plumber) Capitol P Stay Load Out Static Take Control Janie, Don't Take Your Love To Town PRISIONER OF LOVE Deja Vu The Graveyard Shift Bunan Bui Keep An Eye For Da Brothaz Can't Help Thinking About Me Entre El Mar Y Una Estrella

THE RISING OF THE MOON Love Is All Around Who Do You Love Blue Sky Rhinoceros Not Like You Changing Skin Danger Soldier Six Moineaux Listen To The Waves I Have Seen The Land Beyond Back in the U.S.S.R. (Lennon/McCartney) Theme Song History Lady Grinning Soul Jerusalem Sixer Letters To A High School Sweetheart Tomame O Dejame True Colors Steppin Stone Arienne Black Embrace