It's one thing to know it but another to admit
We're the worst band in the world
But we don't give a....

If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
So tune up, tune up

Well we've never done a days work in our life
And our records sell in zillions
It irrigates my heart with greed
To know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody's that takes time -
But we're working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies -
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
All because of circumstances way beyond control
We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh

Here I am a record on a jukebox
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh
Play me
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold

Here we are together on your hi fi
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me.....

Reflections Jennifer Lost the War Una Mirada (Este Amor Te Cambiar??????Â?) Es Ist Vorbei Hollywood Swinging Daily Disco Ice Cream Girl Right On Sign Of Heaven Flying Summer's Day Song Eighteen Hotplate Stripped Pt. 2 Wishing About You Have You Got Any Castle Baby Let's All Get High Live Alone And Like It Stick It Out Chuaigh Me Na Rosann Damn You What's That Dive Lilies

Kuss Der Diebe Good Times Gonna Come If You Go Away Stereosexual If Love Is Out Of the Question Painted Bird Bull With Golden Guts Ain't That Unusual ME AND YOU Gangsta ****'* Like A Drug Sleeplees BRAZENHEAD The Secret Who Knew? Dream On Showdown Cardinal Sin Papa Legba Papa Noah Mitzi Dupree Everybody's Laughing Stumblin??�??´ In Mapa Do Meu Nada Straight Through the Heart